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Published April 22, 2018

Though the title hasn’t received much attention from the gaming community as a whole, Koei Tecmo is reportedly celebrating what has amounted to a cult hit in their latest release. Dead or Alive 5: Last Round is outperforming the publisher’s sales forecast thanks to strong early adoption numbers from gamers who still don’t know HD porn can be found all over the internet nowadays.

Just a few weeks since release, the female-centric fighting game, best known for its scantily-clad wardrobes and overly sexual characters, is beating all of its sales projections for first weekend, one week, and two week milestones. This is due mostly to fans who haven’t yet learned a simple Google search will yield literally hundreds of free, no credit card required porn sites with many videos in crystal clear 720 or 1080p.

Fighting game fans have flocked to the latest entry in the series just like they always have, failing to understand you no longer need to masturbate to video games thanks to a bottomless pit of free porn in lifelike resolution. The latest entry introduces new characters with skimpy outfits, seductive mannerisms, and sexually suggestive moaning during combat, all of which can be found online, sometimes even in 4K Ultra HD, with real humans, for $0, a full $40 cheaper thanDead or Alive 5.

Because of their surprise successes,  Koei Tecmo is cautiously anticipating a stronger than average final quarter overall for their fiscal year, saying that all it could take is one potential customer stumbling upon PornHub for it all to come crumbling down.

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